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Ashanti loves his pecker, it's always banging away

Ashanti's boyfriend had a brilliant pecker. It was a red-headed wood pecker and was always banging out hard wood. He even called his pecker Woody. Woody was out in the wild outdoors banging away constantly. In the fields, in the gardens, in the forest - you could keep Woody from pecking away at the nearest log.

Ashanti loved that red-headed bird. It was a sad day when she broke up with that boyfriend as she wouldn't see her favourite pecker again. But what do you know, Woody loved Ashanti so much she would often come in her garden and perch for her. I've often looked out of my window to see her in the garden, enjoying having a pecker in her hand.

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