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You can't beat a good shag - do you fancy a shag?

A good shag is a joy to behold. Tall and upright they beat the air furiously with their big wings. If me and Ashanti could be birds, we would choose to be shag. They loves the sea and can fly for miles. If we could have a our men be as caring as male shags then we would fancy them loads.

They are common on the cliffs around the UK. In fact, Ashanti was telling me if you fancy a shag, the best place in Britain to look for them was around Essex. Apparently the Essex coast is great place for Shags. Never been there though myself, but if you've been on holiday to the British seaside, there's a good chance you've seen a shag fly past. If you haven't and fancy seeing one, there's a picture here to help you identify it. Remember us if you fancy a shag on holiday.

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